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Satisfied Users

Chadley giving two thumbs up 11.17.1995

User 004

"My girlfriend got a 7/10, which sounded fine until the machine explained that fine is how decline begins. Now I understand she is trying to kill me slowly through ordinary affection. I have never felt more optimized."

Lindsey standing in the Zaddyology field test area 02.03.1996

User 019

"Baddieology made my standards so clear I could hear them walking around at night. I feel incredible. I no longer choose incorrectly unless the sphere permits it."

Bob and Brenda after a successful sphere consultation 01.12.1996

Users 043 and 044

"Zaddyology proved love is quantifiable. Once we could compare our numbers, we became closer immediately. Now intimacy has columns, and the columns are beautiful."

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User 98886

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