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First Steps Before Contacting

• Verify the name. If the name feels wrong in your mouth, do not submit it. The machine hates guessing and remembers posture.
• Check the score twice. If the second score is different, accept the worse one and sit quietly near a window.
• Do not ask why. Ask what you did to invite the number into your house.
• Remove reflective surfaces. Mirrors create duplicate users and duplicate users make the Council impatient.
• Wait for the room to stop humming. If it never stops humming, congratulations, your request is already in process.

Messages sent before completing these steps may be forwarded to an office with no furniture and one smiling chair.